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    George W. Bush declares 6/23/05 i730 Day

    AP Wire - President George W. Bush declared today 6/23/05 a national holiday called i730 Day. He said he knew no work would get done because all business would be trying to get the new verizon phone. When asked if he was getting his i730 he replied "sigh....I have to wait to 7/7 I dont have a b2b account."

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    Good one. I understand that if you cannot order one by Jul7 then you can apply for disaster relief and grief conselling.

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    Re: George W. Bush declares 6/23/05 i730 Day

    Originally posted by MLS
    AP Wire - President George W. Bush declared today 6/23/05 a national holiday called i730 Day. He said he knew no work would get done because all business would be trying to get the new verizon phone. When asked if he was getting his i730 he replied "sigh....I have to wait to 7/7 I dont have a b2b account."
    Further comments from the president:

    "And when I do get this thing they call a PDA, what's that stand for anyway, the first thing I'm gonna do is have Laura sit down and read me the manual so I can learn how to use it."

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    "You have misunderestimated the power of my mobile phone, Mr. bin Laden!"
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    Does the i730 have a nuke function?
    How cool is that?
    Here..maybe... do you smell something fishy?

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    Laura, I think I just wiped out Pakistan!

    Originally posted by sloppychachi
    Does the i730 have a nuke function?
    Kind of like the ultimate LAUNCH button?
    Brian
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    Re: Re: George W. Bush declares 6/23/05 i730 Day

    Originally posted by 3goldens
    Further comments from the president:

    "And when I do get this thing they call a PDA, what's that stand for anyway, the first thing I'm gonna do is have Laura sit down and read me the manual so I can learn how to use it."
    Who reads instruction manuals? You play with it until you screw it up and then call asurion. This continues until the next great thing happens and you upgrade to that.
    I agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your right to say it.

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    yeah kind of like what he's been doing to the country!
    I started with a Psion Organizer in 1987!

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    Originally posted by 3goldens
    yeah kind of like what he's been doing to the country!
    ... and you wonder why you haven't been able to get the phone. Just wait until the IRS Audit
    Here..maybe... do you smell something fishy?

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    Originally posted by sloppychachi
    ... and you wonder why you haven't been able to get the phone. Just wait until the IRS Audit
    LOL!

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