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    Mysterious Penguin sloppychachi's Avatar
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    In the Lounge and No One is Here

    Okay, this is disgusting...
    I am gone for a few weeks and the lounge is a total mess.

    Quick Inventory:
    Pair of Equus Heart Boxers
    Bowl of Chili (judging from mold, 3-4 weeks old)
    Richard Simmons Sweating to the Oldies 2 VHS Tape
    Blue Diamond Shaped Pill
    Map from the Lost Island
    Floppy Disk #2 from the Original Myst

    ... and reaching in the couch cushions:

    MRailing's Retainer
    Rand's Fountainhead
    37 cents
    stethoscope (must be mwfielders)
    lens filter (must be connies)
    Roomba Power cable

    CLEAN THIS FRIGGIN' MESS UP RIGHT NOW.
    By the way, it smells like cheetos in here.
    This is a lounge not a bathroom!
    Here..maybe... do you smell something fishy?

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    The trail of Cheetos worked! SC found the lounge again!
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    DroidX>Omnia>i760/30>00>ipaq+nokia JimCapraro's Avatar
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    Sloppy,
    Whew, I feel better now, I was worried that was you on the floor in call #4!! Penguin calls
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    Damn it, you still didn't find your stylus did you?

    Glad you found my retainer, but after you handled it, I don't want it back...


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    BTW, the stethoscope isn't mine. I think SuperDave slipped in with someone to play "doctor", but since it was a mess, left for a motel...
    Jeremiah 29:11

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    If anyone finds my roll of $100's, please return it, I am a little light this month... Might be in the couch or the garage.

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    OMG.........I was wondering where those Boxers were
    yeah this lounge aint the same without you SC ............hope you will stop by more often and down a few beers..........
    Those were the days my friend.we used to. Age of Aquarius .that's a song from way back when the Windozes CE devices were taboo in the bathrooms!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    MRailings retainers?
    Cheetos? man, I love Cheetos........
    Stethoscope?
    Funny it worked.....the last time! Now I am not sure what was working before they put a hole in my head !

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    The lounge has been empty because everyone has been making frequent trips to Macaroni Grille. I spoke to the whole crowd there, and they all talked of some subliminal, overwhelming desire they had to eat lasagne there...
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    I can't believe it. I do everything I can to keep the lounge in order while sc was gone, and you guys are acting like I wasn't even here! BTW, has anyone just perchance found a used trojan around here? Um, a friend, yeah, a friend of mine thinks he might have left it here...
    Nephi
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nephi
    BTW, has anyone just perchance found a used trojan around here? Um, a friend, yeah, a friend of mine thinks he might have left it here...
    Ummmmmmmm, a friend eh?......so did this friend also tell that some troll mods were here??????
    Funny it worked.....the last time! Now I am not sure what was working before they put a hole in my head !

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    Fisher of Men mwfielder's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nephi
    I can't believe it. I do everything I can to keep the lounge in order while sc was gone, and you guys are acting like I wasn't even here! BTW, has anyone just perchance found a used trojan around here? Um, a friend, yeah, a friend of mine thinks he might have left it here...
    You mean this guy? Nephi, you really have some 'splainin to do....
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    Registered User mrailing's Avatar
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    I don't think he means him, but he is using Nephi's Leathers and Whips...

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    Mysterious Penguin sloppychachi's Avatar
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    Thankfully, I didn't find the used condom... yeecch!

    Tsat - as a man of God, you must understand that it is a mortal sin for me to step into a Macaroni Grill or an Olive Garden. I am a 100% Italian Penguin. If I even enter those establishments, I can get "flippered".

    Equus - please do not leave your boxers in the lounge again. By the way, I found something else that belongs to you as well. I didn't want to mention it here but I think you may have a problem. What are you doing with a rotary telephone?
    Here..maybe... do you smell something fishy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sloppychachi
    I didn't want to mention it here but I think you may have a problem. What are you doing with a rotary telephone?
    It's the wierdest thing, ever since they put that hole in equus's head, he's got this thing about holes!!
    Only cheese he'll eat is swiss,
    only game he'll play is basketball,
    only tires he buys are flat,
    only phone he'll use is . . . well, you get the picture.
    Nephi, hope your friend didn't borrow that trojan from equus

    Check out this pic of our favorite mod at the drugstore checkout lane!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimCapraro
    It's the wierdest thing, ever since they put that hole in equus's head, he's got this thing about holes!!
    Only cheese he'll eat is swiss,
    only game he'll play is basketball,
    only tires he buys are flat,
    only phone he'll use is . . . well, you get the picture.
    Nephi, hope your friend didn't borrow that trojan from equus

    Check out this pic of our favorite mod at the drugstore checkout lane!
    Now that drug store idea ain't bad!!!!!!!! there's a joke about that problem.....which happens to be a part of a series from "What is the height of.........
    here it goes>>>> What is the height of a disgruntled worker?
    answer>>> a factory worker assembling Condoms in a box and putting holes in every condom......
    anyhoo, hey the rotary phone is the best when I have to call the Dumbwits at VZW Data Tech Support cause I DONOT have to tap a bunch of numbers to sift thru..........maybe y'all ought to try that because it saves time and just tell the operator at VZW that you cannot insert your phone number because you are using a rotary phone and also that the PDA screen is blank and the slider is stuck in the i730.........
    I used to have a message on my home answering machine that said>>>> Please note that my phone messaging system has changed recently and if you need further assistance please insert finger up nose and wait for the tone before leaving message<<<THIS class=inlineimg title=Shocked smilieid="34" alt="" border="0" src="http://www.smartphoneforums.com/forums/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" operation<img recent certain a from stemming are that problems some have might I me advised who doctor to talk had home my at ?somebody? naturally and month almost for this lie, no is /> Geez, I swear people can't take a joke
    Flat Swiss Tires are good for the "Environment" Basketball????? I had nothing to do with Barry Bonds.....SO leave my name out of that sport.....by the way Doc Mwfielder was really Barry's Trainer, did y'all know that?
    Funny it worked.....the last time! Now I am not sure what was working before they put a hole in my head !

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    Quote Originally Posted by sloppychachi
    Tsat - as a man of God, you must understand that it is a mortal sin for me to step into a Macaroni Grill or an Olive Garden. I am a 100% Italian Penguin. If I even enter those establishments, I can get "flippered".
    I agree entirely. I am enough Italian (50%) that I sure know what you mean. But, acutally, I was making a tounge-in-cheek comment referring to the recent interminable and undismissable pop-overs for that lasagna-laden institution...
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    Nice pic of Nephi there.
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